Issues

The funniest part of this was when I saw two women fighting over the issue: who spends less and spares her husband more. :D

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Golazo...

It’s the World Cup season. Brazil, Argentina, Germany, England are again in the task of showing their team work, fighting for the glory. Girls are dying to see Kaka, running like a Cheetah or Villa sporting his trendy haircut. Young footballers are keeping a close look on Iniesta’s dribblings, Messi’s races, Robinho’s Samba. If u walk by your regular ‘paras’, you will see new faces; the new faces playing football along with the regular roadies. If you stop in a traffic signal and look into the jewelry showroom by the street, you will find the keepers watching the game in their TV, as still as statues; if you go to the park, where you pay regular visits for evening strolls, you will find no space even when it is 6 by the watch! There are posters, flags statues of Maradona or Pele all over the city. It’s madness after all. It’s World Cup after all. It’s football after all.

Then the day comes when Brazil succumbs and Argentina gets tamed. Messi flops and Fabiano cries. The living legends get entrapped by the new age warriors like Sneijder or Xavi. The ‘para’ club members, who have been shouting from the very first match to support their favorite superstars, start shouting at them. When Messi misses the post by an inch, someone from the crowd suggests to playing from behind; when Torres fails to prove his excellence, someone throws bottle at the TV set to advice him to get substituted. With all the agonies buried deep within their heart, the fans cry in pain to witness the loss of the great guns of soccer. They burn their effigies and flags. They tear away the posters with tears.

This is Kolkata, the city of joy; the city of strikes. This is the city where in every house, there is at least one person who has once ever wanted to become like Pele. This is the city where the students play football in the basketball courts of their schools. Here, people call Saurav Ganguly the “Maharaj” and also call Maradona the “God”. Every one, in a hundred people of the city knows how to play football. Every one, in a fifty knows about Barcelona and Manchester United. But only one, among a thousand gets the opportunity to experience the divinity, to play in a club and reach the pinnacle. So, might be there are very few clubs around you. Isn’t it? No. We know that there are hundreds of clubs around us. Each and every ‘para’ has at least one club which wants to make a new Baichung or Mehtab ( He rose from our ‘para’!). Then? “Actually there is no future in this career. How much can he earn even if he plays in the 1st division?”, said the maam, who was siiting beside me in SD4. Along with her, there was her kid, perhaps a 5 year old, carrying a huge bag( which I asked him to show later and the bag had in it 2 bats, 2 pads, one helmet, 2 pairs of gloves, arm guard etc etc and also water bottles, glucose etc etc) and staring surprisingly at me as I was speaking of his learning football instead of cricket. It’s true that we shout for Sachin, Saurav, Dhoni and Yuvraj at a higher level but it’s also true that we often fall out when there is game between KEB and MMB. So what can be the deciding factor that we send our colts to hit a “sixer”, instead of asking him to learn dribbling like Barreto or Christiano Ronaldo! May be broadcasting problems?( “Yes..that is a huge reason!”) We don’t have the privilege to see the local matches. Doordarshan, which is getting worse day by day, can at least broadcast these matches! Clever ones may opt for “podcasting”, but the thing is that how can we know about the local warriors if we go on sticking to same ESPN or Star Sports to see Ashle Cole running the whole day or Maicon playing both the ‘right back’ and ‘right wing’ the whole month(or may be the whole season!)? We know about the remotest counties of London and their players only because we see them on our channels. We know that there are Asia Cup, T20 Cup, Champions Trophy, Ashes only because we see the campaigns all day long in our favorite sports channels. So, if the local football matches are shown in the channels (well, even if it is Doordarshan), then we can know more about the game, more about the players. It can increase our interest and enthusiasm. Basically football is a game which is dependent entirely upon the players. It has got no sense of “grammar” (cricketers often use this word..sorry). It involves all the "six senses". It is felt by passion. It is a game where 11 brains coincide; where a 11 heart has to beat in the same rhythm ( by the way, may be out of the context, but Agarkar, successively ducked in 5 innings and still India won some of the matches; whereas Dhoni is a “grammatical player”? I am sorry. Fallacies you see… ).

If we are really so mad to shout for hours, even when the clock ticks 2 at the midnight, for a player, who lives thousand miles away, who doesn’t even know that we had been cheering for so long, then we are mad. Yes we are mad about the game. Can the Government hear us? We are mad about playing football. We need stadiums, proper stadiums, not like ‘Kalyani stadium’, where if you kick the ball to the bars, the goalkeeper saves the ‘mud’, not the goal. We need attention from all the levels of our society. CCFC and many other elite clubs have been arranging corporate football tournaments to spread the mania. Even in this year, there had been many tournaments in the city where many teams participated. We need a good broadcasting of the game through the channels. We need posters of Baichung, Subroto or Alvito to be hung around the city highs. We need to channelize our passion for the game. We have the blood of football. So, let’s start donating.

P.S: Some guys come to play in JU ground putting on original Nike or Adidas. It’s different if this increases their interest and love for the game or raises their “enthu”, but first of all, you people please learn to play with the ball, then play the “F” series :D

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

I think, therefore I am

When I woke up this morning, I was a bit surprised. Because of the hump in my right leg, I could not attend the regular lambaste (of my boss) and I had to stay in the couch with my laptop. Oh yes, the shocking thing: I felt that I was actually making up my mind since last night not to visit the so-called "outdoor". Was it a co-incidence that I felt the pains only this morning! Perhaps everything I see, I feel that I want to see them. If we all think over this thing, we may run into confusion. May be we see things because there is something inside us which forces things to be done that way. We may think of the world as a kaleidoscopic ever evolving scene, which always keeps on changing as we want. A "psychic" dimension we may call it. Some of us don't believe in God, some believe in ghosts and some people don't want to believe anything. We doubt about the things which may or may not exist. It might be the case that we ourselves don't exist. It happens sometimes that we feel " This words I have heard before" or " I think I have visited this place before" or "I could visualize this thing before". The existent don't have the power to control the things as they pass by. Only the non-existent possess that. May be we are not existing at all; nothing is real. We make up things in our minds and try to mould the things in our own pattern. We hear the things as we want to hear; we need to get tensed, so we create the problems in our own way. The feelings of disgust, envy, treachery, hypocrisy etc are all our self-creation. We can feel happy in any of the ways, but we say "I am not happy" only to give ourselves a chance to recreate a new mental thought to be implemented later, somehow. If we stop thinking we will land up in an absolute deserted scenario. One can think in this way: Science proves everything. So the great powers of Buddha or Ramakrishna can be enlightened in this context. They had control over their thoughts. May be they were the ones who discovered that we don't exist. They created their own world of thoughts, but as they were "Caspers", as they had more concentration and meditating abilities, their worlds were at the most felt by us; we could not perceive or see them. "Divinity" we may call it. What if I say that the world is a home for our thoughts and the people around us are imginary and they play their roles accordingly. This world is a matrix of the complex patterns which are joined very orderly in our minds. A "mystic vision" may help us knowing the existing and non-existing. May be we cannot see beyond 3 dimensions because our minds do not want to. May be the Heaven or Hell are beyond these 3 dimensions! To see a 3D image we need special glasses; may be someday the scientists will be able to invent specs by which we will be able to visualize many more dimensions. Then, we might see others' thoughts effecting or generating images which appear before us and we may discover the secrets of the mind, brain and universe. At least for now, We are because we want to and we think, therefore we are.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

TIGERS 6th May, 2010

I don’t know whether how many of us have read “Life of Pie”. It’s a wonderful story depicting the life of Mr. Patel where he scores high for elucidating the zoo-life: how animals feel, what they want and what freedom is meant for them. Somewhere in the book he says, “In many ways, running a zoo is a hotelkeeper’s worst nightmare. Consider: the guests never leave their rooms; they expect not only lodging but full board…Each guest is very particular about his or her diet.” Now Mr. Jairam Ramesh is only concerned over the tiger reserves and he is right in many ways. Think of a tiger reserve which is banned from tourism and the authority is running out of stock in all ways: fooding, lodging and money (funds). When the foreign visitors come to see these national parks, they spend quite a lot of pounds or dollars to experience such beauty. Thus the revenues earned from these tourists are undoubtedly worthwhile. It’s very much true that there are very few (only 1411) tigers left in India. But will not that be a little jerky to insist on ban on tourists only to increase the number of tigers? After so many altercations regarding the widening of the road from Nagpur to Jabalpur through Pench reserve forest, from 18 mtrs to 30 mtrs, it was even a dilemma of the bench: to save tiger or to save money. Here the main dispute was whether widening a road was really going to cause harm to the natives of the forests or not. Banning tourists from entering the reserves is really a foolish idea. However, so long as the ‘save tiger project’ is concerned, it is nothing to do with the tourism; because all what tourists want is a fresh glimpse of the flesh eating giants running through the greens and not to put their lives at stake. Considering the monetary aspect, the oppositions should be ready to find an alternative way to arrange for the same amount of maintenance fund to be provided to the national parks if they become void of the nature lovers.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Echelons Of Despodency

Look up; look alone
And when you can see those thousand stars
Striving for stature, you smile at their destines.

I look often at those red pisces
Running hastily for a passive corner in the jar;
Smothering their beauty and squelching the rebels inside;
I look often.
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I Could not love them
For she never loved me and
Now when i look at nothing,
I stare at the empty place and
Cry for the same destiny.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Face

''When was the last time you felt the rains?''
And she didn't stop to give a reply..
It was raining heavily;

I remember the panic room,
Clowns bargaining on the flesh and sweat;
Red, clumsy walls closing; so close; too close;
And the breasts awaiting the acoustics..
The known faces hiding an innocent smile and
When the drizzles were oozing like blood,
Blood started outshining the rivulets
And the flow flushing us away to the door -
Prologues of free smile, free soul and free rains..

I don't know whether I will be edging the
Denouement or perhaps the
Story hasn't ended, though I will not wait
For the rains to stop; the peacock is still dancing;
It is raining heavily.
An ode to a friend:

Beats and drums rested unheard, when…
You bought the Christ
You looked and winked
You stopped and vaporized…

Poems had never been the same, when…
Profligates raped you and
Gonads went asleep after the rains
You looked and smiled
You stopped and died…

So nights are easy now days, when…
I sleep and think of the cans
Emptied cans and a shoulder’s fatigue
Running glass down the rachis
Someplace else…
I looked and laughed
I stopped and cried…

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

shrijato

prem korchhilo ora; kachhakachhi bose
er haath anyer balish-er tolay
aramer bori kheye klanto
aar oporer sada aalor chhop
tokhono chokhe porchhe;
meyeta chokh bujhe felle banche..

din saat-ek hoye geleo chheletar 
phone aseni; keno k jane
notun premer bioscope-a achena kolajgulo
soriye fele fer klanto
matha; nogno shorir.. jokhon aramer khonje...
sei sada daag-ta na?

sokaler paper-er charer patay
bish-moder khoborer niche
inchi charek jayga jure j bornona chokh tanchhilo
seta chheletar-e..
sondeho nei; sei nyakamo; sei blade;

beshikkhon urte pari na ami...
ganja-r neshay jhanjhra buk
daatkopati lagiye bhasiye rakhe aste aste roga hoye jaowa
shorir-ta; chokheo rokto nei;
tobuo opor theke sposhto dekhi amar bhalobasa..
sada chokhe, daag-er moto